Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Houston Arcade Expo



I love pinball machines. I think I'll need to check this out 11/7/08 and 11/8/08 in Houston. Click here for details.

According to the information on one of the videos on the HAAG (Houston Area Arcade Group) MySpace page, the admission fee lets you play any and all games all day for FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Pinball? All day? For free? Carpal tunnel here I come.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Did you Tonette?



My brother, sisters and I grew up in Port Arthur, Texas and attended Travis Elementary. At Travis, when you were in the 4th grade, everyone took band class. In 4th grade, however, we weren't worthy of actual instruments. Everyone played the Tonette. If you played the Tonette good enough, you were allowed to get a real instrument in 5th grade. I played clarinet in 5th and 6th grades and I kicked ass.

As a person who can't sing a melody to save my soul, I was fascinated that I could play a song exactly the way it actually sounded just by reading and following the sheet music. It's not that I'm tone deaf. One test we were given before joining the actual instrument playing band (as opposed to the Tonette playing band) was to determine if we could name a note by hearing it played on the piano. I recall doing very well on that test. So, I hear music, I know when notes are off key, but there's a disconnect between my brain and my mouth.

The reason I never became a famous jazz clarinetist is a pitiful tale indeed. In 7th grade it was required that everyone be in the marching band as well as the concert band. Marching was not my obstacle. Throwing up in the 100 degree summer heat during summer marching practice, however, was a definite deal breaker. Also, in those days the band hall wasn't air conditioned. So, playing an instrument...a WIND instrument...in the stuffy band hall wasn't much better than marching in the heat. I didn't throw up, but I stayed pretty damn dizzy.

I've always thought it was unfortunate that my kick ass clarinet playing was thwarted by Mr. Britain and his everyone must march rule and my own Laurie must throw up rule. Of course, by not being in the band I learned lots of other things: sewing, cooking, speaking French, typing. I hardly ever throw up when I do any of those things. So, I've got that going for me.

Friday, June 27, 2008

In case you were wondering...


Click here for wave height/direction and other oceanic information.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Is that normal?

I think I was dreaming in 3D last night.

Is that normal?

A couple of things from Ava's Great Grandmother (my mom)



Vote for the New Orleans Lakefront Lighthouse

I love lighthouses. Here's an e-mail my mom sent me:

"Our lighthouse on Lake Pontchartrain in New Orleans was destroyed by Katrina. Built in the 1890s, the lighthouse has been a lakefront landmark for years, guiding boats in and out of the Orleans Marina and the Municipal Yacht Harbor. Some of the original materials were salvaged and they're trying to rebuild it but of course it takes money the city doesn't have right now. There is a company that restores lighthouses and has a contest going on right now to donate new windows and doors for a lighthouse in need of restoration, and the Canal lighthouse is on the list! Click here to vote: www.jeld-wen.com/lighthouse"

A Joke

An old Tennessee mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?"

He replied. "Darned if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."

The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.

"What in the world happened?" asked her husband"

"Darned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose."

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Grandma Honey...Rock Star


Well, I'm not a rock star, yet. I'm more of a pebble starlet. Guitar Hero on Tour for Nintendo DS went on sale June 22, 2008 and I knew if I was ever in the vicinity of Best Buy I wouldn't be able to resist popping in and buying one. I had to pass Best Buy twice yesterday afternoon, so we all know what happened. I also bought a "leather" case. Rock and roll!!

I'm not quite kicking Guitar Hero ass, though I already can do a pretty mean Spiderwebs. I'm not so great on Twisted Sister though. By the way, my DS is pink...of course.

Regarding "Grandma Honey":

All of my nieces and nephews call me "Aunt Honey" which began when the first nephew came along about 25 years ago. Without realizing it, I would always say, "Hi, Honey!" when I saw him. As soon as he started making identifiable sounds, I just knew he was calling me "Honey." Somehow it caught on...because I'm soooooooooooo sweet. Yeah, you heard me. Sweet. Wanna make something of it?

So, Aunt Honey will also be Grandma Honey when Ava gets around to calling me anything other than "Guh." Unless, she wants to call me something else. Grandma Slash would be cool.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

My Grand-Fabulous-Daughter's Newest Trick

"Okay, that's just about enough."


"Wait until I show mommy what I found!"


"Oops, dropped it."


"Hey, more of that white fluffy stuff!!"


"Oakley!! Look!!!!! Want some?"


"And a one and a two and a three..."


"Trees! Yes, I shall throw it over the tops of trees!! Nanny Bonnie taught me that."

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Supper of champions

You know what tastes good with...



... this...




You know what comes up if you Google "pistachio"...



I suddenly want to mix yummy fluffy things together.



Friday, June 20, 2008

History - It's all about perspective



I was talking to a friend the other day and he was telling me that his daughter was taking a course her freshman year in college called "The History of Rock and Roll." We decided that was a pretty cool course for a university to offer.

Then, I said, "Actually, if you think about it, that's a lot of history. Rock and roll really took off in the early '50s. That's more than fifty years ago."

My friend looked at me with an expression that said, regardless of the truth of my statement, he wasn't totally convinced that 1954 was over fifty years ago.

I went on to say, "Think of it this way. We graduated from high school in 1974 so, assuming our freshman year of college was 1974, your daughter studying the origins of rock and roll is the same as if we had taken a class studying the origins of movies with sound."



"Fuck."

"Yeah," I said, "You know what else? The '80s were twenty years ago."



I sometimes wonder why people talk to me at all.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Got a Light?



Thanks, Neal (and Neal's mom).

Monday, June 16, 2008

Smile? I double dog dare you.

Tomorrow, I want you to try an experiment. When you notice you're aggravated about something (it'll happen...trust me), smile. Don't try to convince yourself you aren't pissed, just smile anyway. The most bizarre thing will happen. No matter who or what has pissed you off, you'll feel better when you make your face smile.

It's sort of like the chicken and the egg thing. Which came first? Who the hell knows. The difference between the chicken and the egg thing and the smiling thing is that when you feel good you smile AND when you smile you feel good.

Supposedly smiling lowers your blood pressure and boosts your immune system. Here's another smiling fact that's not so funny:
  • The average pre-schooler laughs or smiles 400 times a day. That number drops to only 15 times a day by the time people reach age 35.

Of course, none of this changes the fact that I hate it when people tell me to smile. I'll smile when I'm good and damn ready and, probably, not when you're looking at me you smile demanding asshole.



    :)



        Sunday, June 15, 2008

        Happy Father's Day Cory, Dad, Stuart, Will and all You Dads Out There

        Happy Father's Day to my fabulous son Cory! I'm so proud of you. You're a great dad and we all love you very much.




        My son Cory and daughter-in-law Jamie's friends Will and Lindsay have 6 month old twin daughters. When Jamie was in labor, Will and Lindsay came into the labor room to check on Jamie. Jamie told Will and Lindsay she was fine, but wanted to know how their appointment had gone with the doctor to find out if their in-vitro fertilization had worked.

        Lindsay said, "We're having twins."

        Then, everybody cried.

        In today's Beaumont Enterprise on the front of the Lifestyle section, there is a letter from Lindsay to Will as a Father's Day tribute. Get out your Kleenex, folks.


        (Photos by Lora Waller)



        William,

        As this Father's Day approaches, I am reminded where we were a year ago today.

        The road has been long, and this letter is my way of honoring you for who you are, and for all you do.

        - Lindsay

        William and I were married in 2005. We began trying for a baby, but month after month brought only failure.

        Just prior to Fathers Day 2007, two years after praying for a baby, Will came home from a friend's (expecting father) daddy diaper party, saddened to be in a room surrounded by dads and dads-to-be.

        After dozens of tests, we decided to move on to the big league of reproduction - in-vitro fertilization.

        Two months after that daddy diaper party, we began the lengthy process. At $20,000 or so a try, this was both a scary and exciting time.

        Five days before Fathers Day, 2007, our tiny embryos were conceived by talented embryologists in a sterile dish.

        That Father's Day morning, the doctors slipped two embryos into my uterus through a tiny catheter.

        I looked over at my husband, who was holding my hand, and whispered "Happy Father's Day."

        We had to wait two weeks to see if they implanted.

        My husband was a sport at delivering the hormones and medications through the entire process. Who wouldn't want to stick a two-inch needle into the hip of a woman full of hormones?

        Before we knew it, two weeks had passed and we got the call.

        "You are pregnant."

        At the routine six-week ultrasound, we were ready to see our baby's heartbeat for the first time.

        The ultrasound technician turned the screen toward us.

        "This is the sac, and this is the baby," she said. "This is the other sac, and this is the other baby."

        Our eyes filled with tears. We were expecting twins!

        The pregnancy did not progress smoothly. Pregnancy-induced hypertension led to light bed rest.

        My darling Will was there every step of the way, so proud to have twins on the way.

        The due date was the first of March, but on a mid-December night, I woke Will to frightening news. My water had broken. They rushed us by ambulance to Texas Women's Hospital in Houston.

        Despite all their efforts, they could not stop my contractions. An emergency c-section was performed on Dec. 16, 2007.

        At 1:35 p.m. and 1:36 p.m. our tiny daughters entered the world, born at 28 weeks - more than 11 weeks early. Grace Laurel was born first at 2 pounds 4 ounces, and Isabelle Lane at 2 pounds 12 ounces.

        Will was now a dad.

        Both girls needed help breathing and were in for a fight for their lives. Will and I battled the ups and downs that any parent faces in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit. Every day was harder than the next. Our babies looked so frail and helpless.

        Were they going to come home?

        The girls were dependent on oxygen and a feeding tube for more than a month, but they progressed well.

        I remember the first time we held them. Will never looked more proud. Despite the tubes and wires, he thought they were so beautiful. He could not wait to bring his baby girls home.

        Seven and a half weeks later our prayers were answered. At 4 and 4½ pounds, our tiny angels were reunited in a single bassinet, and rolled down to our car.

        It was the proudest walk of my husband's life. A true glowing father.

        Thank goodness Will was the one to drive home from Houston with these tiny babies in the car. I stared at them the entire way.

        They both came home on apnea monitors, which they outgrew only a few weeks ago.

        How are Daddy and his girls now?

        Well Daddy is great. A little exhausted, but that is true of any hands-on-dad, especially one with twins.

        Our girls will turn 6 months old tomorrow. They are perfectly healthy and super chunky. We feel blessed every day.

        Both weigh in at more than 15 pounds now, and are full of personality and spunk. Grace is curious and nosy, while Isabelle is animated and silly. Both melt their Daddy's heart with big smiles and sweet coos.

        Will continues to be an amazing father. He truly was meant to be a dad, and a wonderful husband.

        Dreams really do come true.

        Happy Father's Day, Will.

        I love you.

        ©The Beaumont Enterprise 2008