In response to "how old are you?" to her Uncle Dan: Wow! That's a lot.
Telling a story about what we would do if she got hurt: Y'all would be saying "Help me Jesus! Help me Jesus" in her best Medea voice.
In response to meeting Nanny's friends: Are they going to all get in my face?
At the fountain in Howell's: "Wait. What are you going to do?"
Driver's license: Why do you have that mean look on your face. Grandma has a funny looking picture in her wallet. Show 'em grandma.