Thursday, June 08, 2006

The Death Psychic

According to The Death Psychic, this is how I shall die:

While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale.

I actually do have a healthy fear of horses what with those huge hard feet and scary teeth. No good can come of them. Actually, very little good could possibly come from bending over in front of a Clydesdale.

I'm pretty sure Budweiser will have something to do with my premature demise by Clydesdale ass kicking.

12 comments:

Jack said...

Mine:

"You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking."

I think you'd better stay away from horse shows.

Laurie said...

Jack - Holy Death Psychic, Batman!

Sophmom said...

I'm going to contract Hep C from a dirty needle in a doctor's office and die of liver failure. That's not exciting at all. Dang.

gnightgirl said...

I'm to become depressed and jump off of a tall building. It's going to have to be one hell of a depression, as even standing on a ladder gives me vertigo.

Something to look forward to, I guess.

Anonymous said...

While walking downtown, I fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.

I suppose this happens in New Orleans.lol

Laurie said...

Sophmom - Crappy Death Psychic!

GnightGirl - It's good to know you'll get over your fear of heights just in time to end it all.

Anonymous (Baby Sister Bonnie) - Wow, that one could really happen.

Zina said...

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed."

OUCH!

I might start drinking more BUD if I were you. You don't want to piss off those horses any more. They are always at the State Fair of Texas here in Dallas--don't go there!

Peter said...

Having given the matter due consideration without coming up with a suitable method of departure, I've decided not to go!!!

Laurie said...

Zina - I shall never look at Clydesdales the same again.

Peter - Now, that's a plan.

pokerboss said...

"You will be beaten to death by a gang of thugs in a dark alley"

Wait, I think that already happened to me in a previous life. Damn reruns!

Anonymous said...

"While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the baliff and beats me to death with the stenotype machine."

Well, isn't that appropriate!!!
Poodles

Laurie said...

Poodles - It's actually kind of strange because I've had so many people say that The Death Psychic actually hit on things that they fear or that could happen: drowning in sewage in New Orleans for my sister; attacked by a court reporter for you...