I was talking to my mom on the phone today and she told me she is going to a bible study class and had no idea there was so much sex in the bible.
She said, "It's intercourse this and intercourse that. They call it intercourse. I don't know how they had time to take care of all their cows and their sheep."
I said, "Well, I guess they didn't have anything else to do in those days."
"Yeah," she said, "But this guy Joshua...no Jacob...it was Jacob. He had a LOT of cows and sheep. A lot! No way he had time to take care of all those cows and sheep."
"Plus," she said, "All those kids and wives! Sex, sex, sex."
We spoke a little longer, then she said, "Gotta go. Gotta go read my sex book."
— with Ruby Courville Ransonette.
She said, "It's intercourse this and intercourse that. They call it intercourse. I don't know how they had time to take care of all their cows and their sheep."
I said, "Well, I guess they didn't have anything else to do in those days."
"Yeah," she said, "But this guy Joshua...no Jacob...it was Jacob. He had a LOT of cows and sheep. A lot! No way he had time to take care of all those cows and sheep."
"Plus," she said, "All those kids and wives! Sex, sex, sex."
We spoke a little longer, then she said, "Gotta go. Gotta go read my sex book."
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