Now, they say calcium supplements will give you a heart attack. I give up. I'm going to start eating bacon and eggs at every meal. Screw it.
Jennifer Lopez? Steven Tyler? P. Diddy? W…T…holy…F?
Phrase I'm Going to Start Using
"Slow your roll" = calm you down. "You need to drink another beer and slow your roll, before you have a heart attack. Oh, and stop taking calcium."
Difference Between Us and Them
I heard a British announcer the other day say that the fans of some team or another were upset with their team because of the team's tendency to "surrender the lead" in matches. Surrender the lead. That sounds so much more refined than the typical Texan version of the same sentiment: "choke." As in: "F*cking Astros choked again!"