This morning, I was on the phone with my mom and two sisters (that's the "4-way," by the way...nothing kinky) finalizing the Christmas Eve time schedule when Bonnie asked if any of us or our any of our kids need a microwave. It seems she has an extra and wants to get it out of her way.
"Here's what you do, Bonnie," I said. "Put a big bow on it and put it under mom's Christmas tree tonight."
"Why?" asked Bonnie.
"The first person who comes in tonight and says, 'WOW! A microwave? Who's getting a microwave?'" I answered, "You look at them and say, 'YOU!'"
Anybody need a microwave? Get thyself to mom's house tonight. There will also be gumbo.
Merry Christmas, everybody!