Saturday, October 29, 2011
Self Examination
There's nothing like a beautiful sunshine-y morning to make you open up the blinds, let the sun pour in and ask yourself, "Holy shit. When's the last time I dusted this rat hole?"
Friday, October 07, 2011
My Morning
- 7:30 a.m. Power went out as I sat down to my makeup mirror
- 7:30 a.m. Large stuffed animal fell out of a chair in my office beside my bathroom at the exact same time the lights went out
- 7:32 a.m. Packed up things to finish getting ready at work
- 7:33 a.m. Continued to flip light switches even though I knew the power was out
- 7:36 a.m. Left for work with wet hair and no makeup
- 7:37 a.m. Tried to close garage door with garage door opener like an idiot
- 7:37 a.m. Got out of car to close garage door manually and smelled smoke
- 7:37 a.m. Freaked out
- 7:38 a.m. No smoke pouring out of my townhouse or any others around me
- 7:38 a.m. Stopped freaking out
- 7:39 a.m. Drove to work
- 7:40 a.m. Tuned radio to local station to try to find out why there was a power outage and smoke in the air and heard disc jockeys talking about "alternate paths" and "we'll be out there later"
- 7:41 a.m. Freaked out
- 7:42 a.m. I realized the disc jockeys were talking about the path for a procession for a local soldier who died in Afghanistan (RIP)
- 7:46 a.m Tried to pull into the parking lot at work, but there was a man walking two huge black Great Danes and a lady was blocking my path into the parking lot, I assume, out of fear of the dogs. She wouldn't move left or right, forward or backward. She just stood there. MOVE dammit!
- 7:50 a.m. Walked into my office to find two co-workers already there who never get to work before me. Never.
Weird ass morning.
Thursday, October 06, 2011
Don't Go Back in the House!
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Saturday, October 01, 2011
Red Hot Chili Peppers = A Bunch of Old Guys
The smartass punk kid on VH-1 Countdown (just kidding about the smartass thing...I like him) just announced that this video is number one this week and "even though they're a little bit older, they still make great videos."
So, I thought, "When did the Red Hot Chili Peppers become a bunch of old guys in the eyes of the VH1 world?" The VH1 audience isn't exactly the young MTV crowd. So, I looked it up. Flea and Anthony Kiedis are both 50. How is that possible? I think I need a nap and some Geritol.
On another note, "Pop Up Video" is coming back. I love "Pop Up Video."
So, I thought, "When did the Red Hot Chili Peppers become a bunch of old guys in the eyes of the VH1 world?" The VH1 audience isn't exactly the young MTV crowd. So, I looked it up. Flea and Anthony Kiedis are both 50. How is that possible? I think I need a nap and some Geritol.
On another note, "Pop Up Video" is coming back. I love "Pop Up Video."
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