I heard a radio commercial for a "gentlemen's club" and wondered what genius came up with such a sophisticated name for such an unsophisticated place. Granted, some of those "gentlemen's clubs" put in a great deal of effort in an attempt to spruce up the place, but lets be realistic. It's still a strip joint.
I have a few other suggestions to upgrade the names of a few other things:
- Complimentary Governmental Income Compliance Meeting - IRS audit
- Alfresco Bladder Evacuation Unit - outhouse
- Human Population Control Organism - black plague
What a great song! Whose version do you like the best?
ReplyDeleteBTW, I'm married to a Beaumont boy. What year did you graduate Westbrook?
I see that "In Laurie's brain" is still a dangerous place to be sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI have thought about this too! Why call it a gentleman's club when nothing remotely gentlemanly goes on in there?
ReplyDelete40 Forever - I graduated from high school in Port Arthur (Thomas Jefferson 1974). My son, however, graduated from Westbrook in 1999.
ReplyDeletePeter - You just now figured that out? :)
Jen - I know!!! Drives me nuts. Who do they think they're kiddin?
hehehe..
ReplyDeletei specifically liked the black plague one..!
nice!
Leon - Thanks. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! I liked your other examples.
ReplyDeleteTexas Gal - Thanks. :)
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