Why do mice have such small balls?Very few can dance.
My brother-in-law made up this one (it's a long, funny story for another day):
What do you call ghost farts?
Poltergas
My sister Terry made up this one while we were waiting for Ava to be born (I changed it a little): What do you call a militarized army vehicle filled with disbelievers?
A skeptic tank
very witty, my favorite oxymoron is:
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Riddle:
What's round hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas, you could hang a hat on it? Get your mind outta the gutter it has to always be sticking out and you know it can't be that!
answer..his head!
What do you get when you mix and elephant and a rhino?
ReplyDelete'El if I know.
My, that's worth a theft or two.
ReplyDeleteTom - Hahahaa! That's a good one.
ReplyDeletePopeye - I love riddles. That's a great one!!!!!!!
Old Horsetail - Steal away!
Ha! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteLeslie - :)
ReplyDeleteGood Lord I have been missing this stuff.
ReplyDeleteGrimm - I've been missing YOU!
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