Deck the Halls (and Slap Oates Around a Little, Too)
Seals and Crofts
Gabba, Gabba, Ho, Ho, Ho
The Ramones
Jingle Do-You-Wanna-See-My Balls (‘Cause I’ll Show Them to You)
Jim Morrison
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
The love child of Jerry Garcia and his favorite Deadhead
Grandpa Looks Like He Got Run Over by a Reindeer
The grandchildren of Keith Richards
Little Drummer Boys – A Tribute
Duet by Led Zeppelin and The Who
The IRS is Coming to Town
Willie Nelson
Silencer Night
Tony Soprano with background vocals by Big Pussy
Jingle Bell Rock Lobster
B-52’s
Twelve Wives of Christmas
Rod Stewart
Feliz Navidad and Leave Me Alone, I Have a Green Card
Legal Aliens
Joy to the World (Well, Not the WHOLE World)
Donald Rumsfield
White (Sands) Christmas
Jimmy Buffett
Blue (Water) Christmas
Jimmy Buffett
O, Come On Marianne Faithfull!
Mick Jagger
Frosty, The Duff Beer
Homer Simpson
Rhonda the Redneck Nail Tech
Kellie Pickler
Please Come Home for Christmas
New Orleans to Everyone
By Laurie Anderson
LOL - I love it!
ReplyDeleteFor years my oldest thought the actual line to this song was:
ReplyDeleteLater on we'll perspire as we sweat by the fire. We'll face unafraid the stench that we made walking in a winter wonderland.
Yes, I am the responsible party who made her think this. I'm a baaaaad mama. LOL
Serena Joy - :) When I wasn't getting any comments I was afraid I wasn't as clever as I thought I was. Like I said to the Halo commenter, I'm blaming Blogger.
ReplyDeleteRoxan - Hahaha! That's what mothers are for, pure abject humiliation.
Awesome. Just Awesome.
ReplyDeleteroxan - You mean those aren't the words?!? Ok, somebody's got some 'splaining to do.
I actually just found myself singing "Rhonda the Redneck Nail Tech" to the Rudolph tune.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAAA!
These are terrific, Laurie.
ReplyDeleteGrimm - I liked Roxan's words, too!
ReplyDeleteJen - I wrote you a whole song for it. (See the next post.)
Old Horsetail - Thanks, Hoss!
Excellent Laurie.
ReplyDeletePeter - Thanks! :)
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, those made me laugh out loud. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLeslie - :)
ReplyDeleteThank you a much-needed belly laugh! Hope you have a very merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteAnd Roxan? I always used the phrase, "to face unafraid the bills left unpaid..."
Peggy - Merry Christmas to you, too!
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