Wednesday, July 12, 2006

In Laurie's Brain - The List

I’m a list person. Here is my list of things to do before I quit drinking.

Note to my friends: Don’t panic. It won’t be any time soon.

Karaoke Bohemian Rhapsody
Stalk George Clooney
Flash ‘em for beads
Cotton-Eyed Joe as though I’m enjoying it
Stalk Johnny Depp
Mud wrestle…in public
Spontaneous 9:00 p.m. road trip to New Orleans
Play poker in Las Vegas
Get a lap dance
Shave my eyebrows
Shave someone else’s eyebrows
Stalk Anthony Bourdain
Grab a microphone in a grocery store and say “Cleanup on Aisle 13”
Make an indecent proposal…in public
Get married again
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9 comments:

  1. Dave KnechelWed Jul 12, 01:02:00 PM 2006

    I need your address so I can send you some beads.

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  2. AnonymousWed Jul 12, 02:21:00 PM 2006

    That last thing to do is scary. I am doing one of the things I always wanted to do was to be a
    High School ref.

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  3. AnonymousWed Jul 12, 04:14:00 PM 2006

    Shave your eyebrows???? EWWWWW!

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  4. LaurieWed Jul 12, 05:43:00 PM 2006

    Dave - 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

    Cousin Susan - I heard! That's great!! I want to come watch you kick some ass.

    Sophmom - Alcohol will be involved.

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  5. LornaWed Jul 12, 08:06:00 PM 2006

    I've done 8 of those....and i actually remember some of them. And I have 3 brothers and a son available for the last one.

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  6. AnonymousThu Jul 13, 09:58:00 AM 2006

    "nothing really matters..nothing really matters to meeeeee...."

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  7. LaurieThu Jul 13, 02:33:00 PM 2006

    Lorna - 3 brothers and 1 son...sounds like pretty good odds to me.

    Al - Very nice! You've made it to the next round.

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  8. DonnaThu Jul 13, 08:27:00 PM 2006

    Great list! I hope you YouTube the Karaoke Bohemian Rhapsody - should be fun :)

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  9. LaurieThu Jul 13, 10:34:00 PM 2006

    Donna - I'm sure someone will have a camera running.

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