Thursday, January 12, 2006

Never Tell a Woman She Can't Cook



(Received by e-mail from Poodles)

22 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

    Very... um... "authentic" looking, eh?

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  2. No matter how you slice it, that's just wrong.


    "vbxob"

    Vacuous blonde xenophobes ordered booze.

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  3. Jen - If memory serves.

    Davie - Perhaps you prefer a secret sauce? (Sorry, Fav File Clerk, I stole your comment. You were too slow.)

    Jack - The first cut is the deepest.

    *xehduas* - Xenophobes expounded harsh diatribes, usually against Spaniards.

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  4. All these years and I never imagined that chestnuts roating on an open fire would look quite like that!!! xoxo Poodles

    word: gheffv

    Good heavens, Earl finally found viagra!

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  5. Isn't there a law against that? I think there's a law against POSTING something like that....

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  6. Very funny :)) and quite original. Keep up the good job ;)

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  7. took me a minute to get it and an hour to stop laughing so I could write this....

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  8. I was gonna say that that picture was making me hungry again...then I got a decent look at the corner, and focused. Now all I can do is copy Spider Robinson in Callahan's Lady: "Distinctly disgusting!"

    (You ought to have my wife Kitt tell you about the day they did scrotal dissection in her medical-school gross anatomy class. It lived up to the class name: it was gross.) (I'm sending the link to her; she needs the laugh right now.)

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  9. That is disgusting.

    How can anyone burn pork cutlets like that?

    I'd rather eat fish. Fresh, of course. I'll bone it myself.

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  10. Some folks like 'em crunchy on the outside and juicy in the middle.

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  11. Poodles - ...Jack Frost's pecker on the coals...

    Old Horsetail - Only in 48 states.

    Candy - Thanks.

    Lorna - Just trying to keep you warm up there.

    Bruce - Scrotal dissection? Oh, my!

    Gina - Git-r-done.

    Dave - Sometimes the bones are hard. Be careful.

    Tim - Cheee-wa-wah!!

    *hvrvtch* - His voice roared violently terrifying cowering housewives.

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  12. Laurie, is your surname Bobbit by any chance?

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  13. For some reason, I am feeling kind of demasculated this morning. Shouldn't that post have contained a NSFM (Not Safe For Men) rating?

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  14. Peter - No, I'm just Cajun. We're all Bobbitts at heart.

    Ed - I thought of it as more of a public service announcement for men.

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  15. Chinese grilling: hung dong owee!

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  16. If it is a filet of snapper, the bone is missing.

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  17. IT NEEDS SOME SAUCE!!!

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  18. Anonymous - Hahahahah!

    Dave - It probably lost the *bone* when it was removed from the *snapper*.

    Sophmom - We have Ranch, BBQ or Sweet and Sour. We also have a special house sauce but some people say it's kind of salty.

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  19. I'm sorry but that is... disgusting.

    john

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  20. John - No need to apologize. It is disgusting.

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  21. Such a pity, I am a vegetarian. I sure hope you serve icecream as well. I would really like that. Homemade Sundaes are the best!

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  22. Astrid - I'll buy ice cream and broccoli for you.

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