Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Analogy of the day...

If my stapler was a six-shooter and I was Gary Cooper and it was high noon, I’d be fucking dead. Piece of shit.
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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousTue Jul 19, 11:50:00 AM 2005

    get a red one, like in Office Space. LG

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  2. OldHorsetailSnakeTue Jul 19, 12:08:00 PM 2005

    See, what you do is you go to Walmart, buy a new stapler and a rifle and put the old stapler out of its misery. Make the new stapler watch so it doesn't get any funny ideas.

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  3. MommyTue Jul 19, 06:52:00 PM 2005

    I love my red Swingline stapler. Ordered it last year off thinkgeek.com and couldn't be happier with it. LG is right, Laurie.

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  4. LaurieTue Jul 19, 07:18:00 PM 2005

    LG and Jen T - I know where you girls sit. You better hide those staplers.

    Old Horsetail - I like your style.

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  5. AnonymousWed Jul 20, 12:09:00 AM 2005

    Now I know what to buy you for your up coming birthday. A Red Swingline Stapler.

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  6. LaurieWed Jul 20, 06:34:00 AM 2005

    Mom - Perfect!

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  7. LaurieThu Jul 21, 09:22:00 AM 2005

    LG - I thought you were a different LG (one of the women I work with) because we talk about Office Space all the time. Now I know which LG you are. You like fried chicken. ;)

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  8. Carol DavidsonFri Jul 22, 12:55:00 AM 2005

    hahahaha I love the way you put things like this. Great staple post.

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  9. LaurieSat Jul 23, 02:15:00 PM 2005

    Abby - I kind of like the short ones myself. I need to do more of those stream of consciousness sorts of things. It cleanses my soul.

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