Sunday, May 08, 2005

Deer Me

What do you call a blind stag? No eye deer.

What do you call a blind stag with no legs? Still no eye deer.

What do you call a blind stag with no legs and no dick? Still no fucking eye deer.
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7 comments:

  1. Carol DavidsonSun May 08, 10:39:00 PM 2005

    I'm gonna teach these jokes to my four year old. Thanks!

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  2. OldHorsetailSnakeMon May 09, 12:09:00 PM 2005

    I had no ideer you would throw down the f bomb.

    Heh.

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  3. Mr. Outrageous Ebay AuctionsMon May 09, 01:38:00 PM 2005

    Great Blog. Found you while surfing at blogexplosion.

    http://outrageous-ebay.blogspot.com/

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  4. AnonymousMon May 09, 06:52:00 PM 2005

    badumpbump! LOL

    Good ones!

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  5. LaurieMon May 09, 11:51:00 PM 2005

    Dr. Sauce - Welcome back! I hope you had a good trip. I'll pop over to your blog and see if you've written it up, yet.

    G-Man - Fuckin' A?

    Abby - I'm so proud to be a part of the education of your children. It brings a tear to my eye.

    Old Horsetail - I dropped it like it was hot. :)

    Living Like Kings - Thanks!

    Chatty - They hit me funny, too. I still laugh when I read them.

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  6. RagDollSun May 22, 11:17:00 AM 2005

    OMG...I had to run right out and tell my hubby this one. I am still giggling. WHo else can I tell?...

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  7. LaurieSun May 22, 05:02:00 PM 2005

    Rag Doll - Put it on your blog! Tell the world.

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