Thursday, December 20, 2007

Steven Wright

A Steven Wright quote I heard yesterday:

"I'm having an MRI tomorrow to find out if I'm claustrophobic."

7 comments:

  1. hehehe

    i don't think i've ever been in a claustrophobic place..

    who knows if i acutally am...

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  2. An MRI redefines claustrophobia! Fortunately, my technician was nice enough to play relaxing Barry Manilow music, which I couldn't hear. Once the MRI starts, it sounds like you're in an old metal garbage can that someones hitting with baseball bat . . . and the side of the garbage can is about six inches from your face . . . but you do have a mirror where you can look at your toes.

    But I'm over all that now ... pfftttt!!!! yeah, right.

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  3. Leon - I think you would know. :)

    George - Holy cow!

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  4. Steven Wright is wonderful. I love his stuff.

    My friend tried to commit suicude with an electric razor. He just ended up with very smooth wrists.

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  5. Steven Wright is great! Love him.

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  6. Leslie - We are both geniuses...me and you, that is.

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