Thursday, September 20, 2007

I'm a redneck

I have a rash on my neck that's driving me nuts. That's it up there. Last night I went to the medicine cabinet and found I had no Benadryl cream and my Benadryl tablets had expired. In itchy desperation I rummaged through all my bathroom drawers and cabinets until I found something specifically made for itching: Vagisil anti-itch cream.

So, between the Vagisil on my neck and the Preparation H under my eyes, I guess you wouldn't be wrong to call me ass face. It wouldn't be very nice, but it definitely wouldn't be wrong.
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11 comments:

  1. TBMFri Sep 21, 02:27:00 AM 2007

    Oh dear. I do hope that feels better soon.

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  2. MommyFri Sep 21, 07:08:00 AM 2007

    Hahaha. I, too, have used Vagisil on other parts of my body in a desperate attempt to stop itching. :) I have not used Prep H under my eyes yet, though. Does that really work???

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  3. LaurieFri Sep 21, 05:39:00 PM 2007

    Beguile Me - Thanks. :)

    Jen - I haven't really tried the Preparation H. ;) According to online sites, it doesn't work anyway.

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  4. SteveFri Sep 21, 10:04:00 PM 2007

    I'd never call you ass face. 'tain't nice!

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  5. AnonymousSat Sep 22, 08:59:00 AM 2007

    Baby sis says:

    I always knew my redneckness would rub off on somebody...LOL. Welcome to the club. I'll send over some skoal for the minty fresh breath.

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  6. LinasolopoesieSat Sep 22, 11:11:00 AM 2007

    HELLO!!!!! They are always I, Lina
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    week and one the good Sunday

    I wanted dirti that I have postato
    the translator in English
    then I translate it in Italian

    I would want a lot that you put it
    also you, therefore finally

    I will be able to read yours blog.
    then I translate it in Italian

    You come to see it? enough us clicchi over
    that you take the address

    If viena from me you will be able to see it
    What you say? I waited for to you?

    Thanks… Lina

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  7. AnonymousSun Sep 23, 04:25:00 PM 2007

    Ha ha ha. I would never call you assface, but that's funny.

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  8. LaurieSun Sep 23, 10:31:00 PM 2007

    Pokerboss - :)

    Baby Sis - Aren't you sweet?

    Solo Poesie - I'll check it out!

    Leslie - :)

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  9. LornaTue Sep 25, 07:15:00 PM 2007

    Damn, I hate it when a little thing like a wedding keeps me from reading your posts!

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  10. LaurieWed Sep 26, 06:53:00 AM 2007

    Lorna - I can't wait to see pictures!!

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  11. AdelaFri Sep 28, 09:44:00 AM 2007

    Preparation H under your eyes? I missed something. Hope the rash goes away. Did you figure out what caused it?

    I got some prescription-strength lidocaine cream last year and I wouldn't trade it for its weight in gold! But I would loan you some.

    Word Verification: hobyufo

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