Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Your Ego Boost for Today

When you’re feeling down and blue,
When you‘re feeling like you have no talents,
When you’re feeling like you can’t even tie your shoes
Without making a mess of things…

Think back to when you were just learning to type.
ddd (space) fff (space) ddd (space) fff (space)
Numbers?! We have to type numbers?!
Where the fuck is the * key? @#*&*(@#!!!!

Look at you now!!!
Wizard of the keyboards!
You are SO smart
And good looking, too.
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousWed Apr 04, 11:03:00 AM 2007

    Ah, thanks for the boost. For some reason I woke up in pissy mood. This and the fact that I just figured I'm elligable for retirement in just 9 years helped.

    So here's to the first day of my last nine years of work.

    Baby Sis

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  2. LaurieWed Apr 04, 11:56:00 AM 2007

    Baby Sis - Cheers!

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  3. AnonymousWed Apr 04, 01:14:00 PM 2007

    You are right about the brains and the beauty, but you've obviously never been around while I was entering mail!

    P

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  4. Larry JonesWed Apr 04, 01:56:00 PM 2007

    i stil can;t type so good. hANDSOME, THOUGH

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  5. SerenaWed Apr 04, 07:43:00 PM 2007

    Lord, I learned on a manual, back in the Stone Age. We're SO much smarter and better looking these days.:)

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  6. AnonymousWed Apr 04, 10:38:00 PM 2007

    Yeah, I am good looking. Thanks, Laurie!

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  7. PeterWed Apr 04, 11:59:00 PM 2007

    Hi Laurie, that didn't help much... still can't type and look like s**t... sigh.

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  8. LaurieThu Apr 05, 06:41:00 AM 2007

    Anonymous - Hahaha!

    Larry - Yes, indeedy.

    Serena - Remember those manual typewriters?! I don't know how we did it.

    Leslie - Yes, you are!

    Peter - I can't say anything about the typing but the writing is great and you do NOT look like shit! Silly man.

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  9. se7enThu Apr 05, 03:36:00 PM 2007

    I'm too handsome for me own good! But I can't type worth diddly and I keep getting worse....

    I would never make it in data entry, It's bad enough writing HTML code all day!!! It's a good thing I work alone, I don't think anyone else could stand all the cussing I do when I mistype LOL

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  10. LaurieThu Apr 05, 11:57:00 PM 2007

    Se7en - Yeah, but you're plenty handsome. :)

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  11. GrimmMon Apr 09, 01:11:00 AM 2007

    Another one for your ego boost list...

    You could be Sanjaya.

    Is there anyone else who could have made people totally forget about Antonella Barba?!?

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  12. LaurieMon Apr 09, 10:27:00 PM 2007

    Grimm - Hahahahah!! Ain't that the truth!!

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  13. AishaWed Apr 11, 05:47:00 AM 2007

    boy did I need that:
    at my accountant's which makes me feel very SMALL

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  14. LaurieWed Apr 11, 06:31:00 AM 2007

    Aisha - At your accountant? Trying to decide how to spend all the money you saved during Lent? :)

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