Suicidal Woman
Idiot woman,
Must you walk down the up ramp?
I will soon crush you.
Must you walk down the up ramp?
I will soon crush you.
Shopper's Lament
Oh, short check-out line,
You cruelly beckon to me.
Price check makes me weep.
You cruelly beckon to me.
Price check makes me weep.
Copy Boy's Pain
Crappy copier,
You jam when I need you most.
Your metal guts suck.
You jam when I need you most.
Your metal guts suck.
Beach Road Blues
Highway 1-2-4,
I follow your white line south.
The Gulf waits for me.
I follow your white line south.
The Gulf waits for me.
Pelicans
Watch the pelicans
As they gracefully fly by.
My soul flies with them.
As they gracefully fly by.
My soul flies with them.
I love Haiku and yours are great!
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Read Laurie's writings
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Then post bad comment.
Maybe I do have a knack for this.
Love it! I'm particularly fond of "Shopper's Lament" - how true it is.
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(Insert the sound of clapping) You are very, very good at haiku. And a very nice person for not changing the POV and thus the title of the first one to 'Homicidal Woman.' :)
ReplyDeleteVery nice. I especially like "Suicidal Woman" and "Beach Road Hwy".
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Hope you have a great 3-day weekend! Love your poetry as much as I love your posts.
Once again.. "In Laurie's Brain" can be a dangerous place to be.
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ReplyDeleteI'll just be moving along.
I can't write Haikus.
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This perhaps is right?
The Bolivar Ferry
Seagulls swarm the boat
I have no bread, but I have
An Alka Seltzer
Leslie - Thanks! I have both you and Grimm on there. It makes it a lot easier to keep up with my favorites. You guys are already two of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteGrimm - Hahahaha! That's great!
Kelley - ((toasting with Cuervo)) Howdy, Kelley!!
Serena Joy - Whenever I can, I try to hide my homicidal tendencies. You saw right through that though, didn't you, my pretty?
La Sirena - Thanks!
Cindy - Thanks! By the way, I don't get a holiday Monday. Enjoy yours though ((sneering)).
Peter - I'm okay as long as there are pelicans about.
Jack - Yeah, I have the same problem with limericks. :)
Jack (part 2) - Hahahahaha! Now, you can write haiku, too? Crap. I thought I at least had one thing on you.
P.S. I know where you can get some Alka Seltzer. Not that I encourage that sort of behavior, you understand.