assclown
silly bitch
butt-munch
doo-doo head
crapola
fart blossom
popcorn fart
fucktard
fan-fucking-tastic
in-fucking-credible
un-fucking-believable
any word with fuck stuck in the middle of it
shit storm
assy (Example: She sure was acting assy today.)
fuck-a-duck
shit sandwich
dingleberry
fuck-me-runnin'
Momo's dad says "puke a duck"
ReplyDeleteI like "suck-a-duck". Haha.
ReplyDeleteHow do you feel about "dickweed"?
ReplyDeleteWho knew you were such a potty-mouth? Fart blossom is a classic, of course. I also like Jack's offering of "dickweed." Reminds me of Crow T. Robot. And completely off-topic: Do you really have enough trouble with 'bot comments that I have to type "nlifixicung" every time I want to say something? I've been drinking, you know. Cut me some slack.
ReplyDeletesome of those were naughty as my Cheryl would say (she's so cute in an innocent and naive way)
ReplyDeletebut...
some of those nasty, wicked funny. I use dingleberry a lot! (usually under my breath reading your posts) *wink*
I'm such a butt-munch aren't I?
All that education, and it comes down to this, eh?
ReplyDeleteOkay, I always liked "jerkwad." My fellow New Orleans blogger Ashley has been using "fuckmook" a lot of late. What does it mean? Heck if I know, except that I know I don't want to be one.
Peace,
Tim
Gnight Girl - I never heard that one!
ReplyDeleteJen - For some reason that makes me think of Chinese food.
Jack - It can be very effective.
Pokerboss - I weep softly every time I think of Mystery Science Theater. And, yes, everyone must pay the price for my hatred of spam comments, even me. (pbxyxews)
MST3000 RIP
Allen - If I weren't such a dingleberry, you wouldn't have had to show your butt-munch side.
Tim - Ah, yes. Jerkwad. That's a good one. Not a curse word in it, but we all get the point.
Fuckmook?! I've never heard that one. I hope she made it up. I want to make up a cuss word. How about: ass-planet?
And what about those Beavis and Butt-head favorites, "Turd Burglar" and "Ass Goblin"?
ReplyDeleteI met Jack Shiht, once, in Bumhfukh, Egypt.
ReplyDeleteJack - Gotta love the poetry of the B-Boys.
ReplyDeleteDave - You're being too kind. You can say shit and fuck here. That bell has already been rung.
I know, and I wasn't afraid to. I just wanted to make it look more like Arabic because of the Egypt connection.
ReplyDeleteHonest, "tain't" like me to avoid bad words.
I like F-ULGY. I know you don't say the acually fuck word but everyone knows what you mean.
ReplyDeletei tend to use "cockabindi" and "buganga!"
ReplyDeleteMy mother's favorite naughty word was "fucky" used as an adjective. My Aunt Muriel, mother's sister, has a naughty saying "sometimes people just make your ass want to suck a lemon." I personally just go for "fucking damn", works every time. Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeletehey, I am enlarging my vocabulary, go on please :lol:
ReplyDeleteI was at a pawn shop the other day and picked up "Eegah" and "The Wild World of Batwoman" on DVD. Two original eps with Joel! Come over for a double feature sometime.
ReplyDeleteLove your list, Laurie. I learned a couple of cool new words from it. LOL. Here's one you might want to add: asshat. I forget now why it was invented, but it seemed appropriate at the time. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving.
It may not belong but it sure is thin
ReplyDeleteDave - Ewww...taint.
ReplyDeleteZina - That's a good one, too.
Deek - Ah, the sophisticated Brit amongst us.
Cindy - Good ones!! I shall from this day forward use fucky as an adjective.
Nomad - Spread the word to all of France.
Pokerboss - That sounds like fun. I never did make it over for Wallace and Grommit either.
Serena Joy - Oh, asshat! I love that one.
Pencil Dick - Is that your name or condition? (By the way, it's one of my favorites...expressions that is.)
I'm partial to "fuck stain" -- but I have to be pretty irritated.
ReplyDeleteNow that my sister is pregnant, she pretty much says it daily.
La Sirena - I never heard that one.
ReplyDeleteI like "clusterfuck" and "snapper-fucking-dickweed." They're my favorites.
ReplyDeleteLeslie - Snapper-fucking-dickweed?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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