Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
Ooooowaaah !!!!!
ReplyDeleteOoh, I like that one.
ReplyDeleteRimshot~!
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hahahahahaha - it goes with the bumper sticker "i didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove it, the sheep are lying."
ReplyDeletePeter, Renee, Al and Cindy - I couldn't resist posting that. It cracked me up.
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