Tuesday, January 10, 2006

In Laurie's Brain - Beautiful Laurie Haiku

Beautiful Crapping Doves
Two patio doves
Cooing in the morning mist.
Why must you crap there?

Beautiful Roofer Man
Man on the high roof
Balanced like a mountain goat.
You are scared shitless.

Beautiful Bird Flu
Bird flu of Asia
Has flown the coop to Turkey.
That is ironic.

11 comments:

  1. HAHAHAA. Bird flu in Turkey. Classick.

    :)

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  2. Jen - I was listening to the evening news on my way home and heard Bob Shieffer say about twenty times how the bird flu is in Turkey. All I could think was, blog it, blog it, blog it....

    My name is Laurie. I am a bloggict.

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  3. ....and a fine one at that!! LOL!

    "azhfhjhv"

    Ask Zeke how funny his jive hoppin' visit

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  4. I have to wonder if the bird flu has made it to the Canary Islands yet. Love your poems. Cindy

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  5. Sophmom - Thanks for nurturing my addiction.

    Cindy - Bird flu in the Canary Islands. Hahahaha!

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  6. waxing poetic
    of doves and roofers and flu?
    Laurie's drunk again

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  7. Tim - They might have been more clever if I had been. Perhaps I'll try that this weekend: Beautiful Drunk Laurie Haiku.

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  8. On a blog I read
    Beautiful Laurie Haikus
    The last one was best


    "ssrkv"

    Supercilious
    Sycophantic Romans killed
    Vercingetorix

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  9. Jack - Excellent haiku and you outdid youself on the word thingy. (I had to look up Vercingetorix. I never heard of the guy.)

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  10. Reading the Haikus
    I am mostly lost in you
    will you save my cat?

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  11. Anonymous -
    I would save your cat
    If I had a tall ladder.
    Alas, I do not.

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