tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604246.post111362272682507361..comments2023-09-01T04:08:05.271-05:00Comments on In Laurie's Brain...: Friday Night Standup - Deep Thoughts by Jack HandeyLauriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04321713951006827527noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604246.post-1113870001077055502005-04-18T19:20:00.000-05:002005-04-18T19:20:00.000-05:00Danno - Great!Danno - Great!Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04321713951006827527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604246.post-1113782264614535062005-04-17T18:57:00.000-05:002005-04-17T18:57:00.000-05:00I love Jack Handey:These are 2 of my favorites:To ...I love Jack Handey:<BR/><BR/>These are 2 of my favorites:<BR/><BR/>To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.<BR/><BR/>As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!Dannohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10770596034917225099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604246.post-1113757530345392142005-04-17T12:05:00.000-05:002005-04-17T12:05:00.000-05:00John - There were so many! I only put on about hal...John - There were so many! I only put on about half of them I found.Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04321713951006827527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604246.post-1113708627678203672005-04-16T22:30:00.000-05:002005-04-16T22:30:00.000-05:00Haha, I love Jack Handey. I think my favorite Deep...Haha, I love Jack Handey. I think my favorite Deep Thought is, "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." That guy is gold.John Nortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00531637780861656497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604246.post-1113689744122704542005-04-16T17:15:00.000-05:002005-04-16T17:15:00.000-05:00Se7en - Hey! Hugs to you, too!!Talking Tina - A g...Se7en - Hey! Hugs to you, too!!<BR/><BR/>Talking Tina - A generic you're welcome for your generic thank you.<BR/><BR/>Lorna - Sorry about your Saturday shirt but if it's anything like my Saturday shirt, no one will notice one more coffee stain. ;)Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04321713951006827527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604246.post-1113689509759414692005-04-16T17:11:00.000-05:002005-04-16T17:11:00.000-05:00So I get up this morning, come down for my breakfa...So I get up this morning, come down for my breakfast and end up belly laughing and spilling coffee down my Saturday shirt. Was that what you had in mind?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8604246.post-1113623194012311222005-04-15T22:46:00.000-05:002005-04-15T22:46:00.000-05:00Jack Handey words to live by! or not... LOLhey grr...Jack Handey words to live by! or not... LOL<BR/><BR/>hey grrrrl!! *hugs*~!!!se7enhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08391525859034466986noreply@blogger.com